And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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