Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I understand Curling. That high.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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