There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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