just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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