He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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