Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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