Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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