Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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