What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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