these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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