we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
