i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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