Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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