I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It's never too late to be topless.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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