I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have post one night stand depression
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