I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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