At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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