Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
