Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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