Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
