Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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