My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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