Operation Purity has been aborted
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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