You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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