i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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