Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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