I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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