I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She even gives head with a lisp.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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