I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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