You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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