nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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