i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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