Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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