D3 body, D1 cock
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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