I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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