Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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