It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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