I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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