I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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