I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
This is my gift to your gina
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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