It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
two words: eviction party
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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