So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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