Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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