So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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