Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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