these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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