my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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