What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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