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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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