Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
What drink are we having for lunch?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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