do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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