I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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