But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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