I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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