did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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