Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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