woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
