I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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